ew uh.

devoted to the NOT.

wild beetle cat juice.

alot has happened this week.
snow storms blanked cities white (and shut down some), earthquakes shook the earth so hard that some lady in a high rise in chicago claimed she felt it (liar…media whore), our trusty cta took a shit on our faces once again and apparently cut funding for cleaning the bus’ and trains because i want to vomit everytime i step aboard and am overwhelmed by the whiff of piss and feces devastating my nose and lee mcqueen (alexander mcqueen) passed on to the next life. god save mcqueen.

the biggest tragedy though is that my cat, the geeze, has been in the suburbs for over a week now and i miss his weirdo face 😦 sometimes i forget he’s not around and do that weird whistle and anticipate him jumping out from under the couch and we play for a second or two before he walks away like an asshole. i love that asshole though and it dawned upon me that because of that asshole i visited liz’s pet shop on western and chicago a few months ago and have been going ever since.

there’s not really a description of the shop because their website is under construction and i’m assuming it has been for quite sometime now. what i do appreciate about this business that it’s independent and they actually give a shit about your pet. maybe a little too much at times, i mean, the first time i went there i was greeted by the sweet sounds of liz telling me that my cat’s going to get diabetes and kidney failure because i feed him fancy feast (which he loves) and that i should slap my dad for buying him a 9lives jumbo bag of dry food. that obviously got me listening so i eyed the selection of cat food for my furry little friend. the dog food selection is just as broad, but i didn’t check it out for too long since i don’t own one. apparently most of the foods are organic and don’t contain bi-products, but that’s always debatable. the prices were a little above average, but that’s what you should expect for quality food. i mean, why complain about a $1.50 can of cat food when you spend $9.75 on a pack of parliament lights? it’s a top quality shop and the employees/owners there are extremely helpful. the hours are a little tricky, but don’t worry, i have that covered for you because i’m a nice guy. it’s not hard to find at all and it’s way better than driving to that demonic dominics with all the yuppie asshole scum fighting for those 15 min. spots and alot closer than petco, which is just depressing to walk into. so support your local businesses, your pets will appreciate it!!!

liz’s pet shop
2403 W. chicago ave., chicago IL 60622: 773.772.4011


monday: 11:00 a.m. – 6:00 p.m.
tuesday: 11:00 a.m. – 6:00 p.m.
wednesday: CLOSED
thursday: 11:00 a.m. – 6:00 p.m.
friday : 11:00 a.m. – 6:00 p.m.
saturday: 11:00 a.m. – 6:00 p.m.
sunday: 11:00 a.m. – 4:30 p.m.


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One Response

  1. god save mcqueen. ha ha ha

    i miss the geeze

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